I'll talk my way out of a sunburn and be home in time for dinner....

Oh livejournal I love you so much!... *Kisses internet* please let's never argue again...

I love Livejournal.

Sometimes I think if Livejournal had never come around...I would never have been able to physically look at a record of my problems..which usually upset me even more...and then I would have nothing to complain about. Livejournal blows and when you think about it, was the cause of a lot of my misery....

know'msayin?

...Livejournal is still a website?...fuck.

Anyway...give me all your money. fgt.

Here's a song from Anal Cunt

Download it or something.

-I Noticed That You're Gay-

i saw you buying a pearl jam record,and i noticed that you're gay
i saw you hanging around in allston,and i noticed that you're gay
i saw you riding around on your rollerblades,and i noticed that you're gay
i saw you getting your tongue pierced,and i noticed that you're gay
i heard you spend all day on the internet,and i noticed that you're gay
i saw you drinking a frappucino,and i noticed that you're gay
i saw you wearing a fucking tree shirt,and i noticed that you're gay
you've got a tribal tattoo, and i noticed that you're gay


That is all.

1.What were three things when you were little you wanted to be when you grew up?
+ A cooker (a chef)
+ a hitman
+ a writer


2.You can live one day over again from your childhood. What day will it be?
+ My birth.


3.You have two minutes (and a mover with you if you need heavy lifting help!) to grab 5 things from your home before it morphs into a polka dotted hobgoblin and hops away. What will you take? (Food/drink/family/friends excluded!)
+ The Codemeister
+ Soundtrack to the apocalypse Box set
+
+
+ ...that is all.


4.You have to paint one quote on your kitchen wall. Whats it going to be?
+ REMEMBER: Trying is the first step towards failure.


5.What is one thing you want to have accomplished by the end of this year?
+ Living on my own...Being back in school...


6.You are moving to the moon for one year and can only bring one flower with you. What kind will you bring?
+ ...I think we know what flower I'd bring.


7.You just received word that aside from one flower, you can also bring five books with you too!Your choices?
+ Hollywood
+ The Dharma Bums
+ The Idiots guide to the Moon
+ Torso
+ A porno

Wish me a Happy Birthday NOW....or get kill't.


k?thnx

Who's gonna drink with me Wednsday night? and even more on Saturday night??

Hopefully all of you.

Mental breakdowns when I fail...
Mental orgasm when others fail...


..I've done a lot of thinking today, and I can honestly say I hate the concept of religion and I think human beings are hypocritical, liars, misanthropic, foolish, and overall disgusting.

Now this doesn't include EVERYONE but it does include everyone I've met in my existence on this planet...and also myself.





How random. lawlz

Jesus jumpin' motherfuckin' Christ.

.....yes.

As i Drive: im going to eat
Bukkake Tsunami: illlll
Bukkake Tsunami: im gonna get my check
Bukkake Tsunami: with
Bukkake Tsunami: "ryan"
As i Drive: i hate that guy
As i Drive is away at 12:34:57 PM.

PWNED.



FIN.

Yea...definitely updating from work...
...mostly because im bored you see..

You jerks should come visit me..I work at staples....the one in elk grove......next to home depot.

represent.





























...god damn.

Best Fuckin' show ever. ....

best fuckin' BAND ever. ...

It wasn't even OUR bus.....

...It wasn't even a GIRL.














AND THEN....Our fucking Hot family Photo after the show.....I like them better than my real family.



FIN!...ask for more pictures if you want them.

Pillmatic breezing these down im poundin honey grounds
I'm pillmatic the oxycontin got my stomach rottin
Pillmatic I swear to God I'm not an addict
But I'm still at it, dag nabbit I'm pillmatic

Thinking back on when it all started
I found pink hearts in mommy's little pocket book
And took em
Poppin when she wasn't looking
I guess it runs in the family
I'm liable to eat any pill you randomly hand me
Save the greenery
I'm looking for them labels reading
"May cause drowsiness be careful when operating machinery"
Beautiful pharmaceuticals
Residue in my cuticles
Sniffin them with a suitable
Wishin they made em chewable

Catch me in the source with five pills next to my name
Like fuck five mics I want five vic fame
If killing pain is the name of the game
Then im your number one draft pick
Dash quick to the closest medicine cabinet
Kill the whole bottle
Never played the role model position
Im just livin
So take 2 of these and call me in the morning
Ima take 4 and finish this 40 cuz lifes boring

Pillmatic breezing these down im poundin honey grounds
I'm pillmatic the oxycontin got my stomach rottin
Pillmatic I swear to God I'm not an addict
But I'm still at it, dag nabbit I'm pillmatic

Keep the high drone unless it's cold dough behind it
Never have to roam far from home to find it
Writin fake scripts like my doctor signed it
Till I spelled his last name wrong
This aint a song for the kids like the last album
Put em to bed go ahead and turn the valium up
A couple meds to ease the pain of the papercuts
The doctor says slow down maybe later buck
40 milligrams, a 40 and im faded
This world is crazy so I stay medicated
Perkoset, adavan, and colonopen
When my social lights are out
They turn them on again
I need em till im bored again
Oxycontin on juice on gin
Equals projectile wild style burner on a porcelain

Pillmatic breezing these down im poundin honey grounds
I'm pillmatic the oxycontin got my stomach rottin
Pillmatic I swear to God I'm not an addict
But I'm still at it, dag nabbit I'm pillmatic

Five things I can't live without:
-Nachos
-Cartoons
-Air
-water
-Free Mans

Five foods/beverages that I love:
-Koala Yummies
-Green River
-Wendy's
-Shredders!
-People

Five things that I always (at least usually) have with me:
-Arrogance
-My Sexual aroma
-A full load
-double guitar
-Helloween casette

Five things I will always and forever hate (or dislike):
-Money/employment/working for someone other than yourself
-Death
-Not being able to do WHAT I want WHEN I want to do it
-Mother Nature
-White girls

1. Reply with your name and I'll respond with something random about you
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle with you in
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you

                                        
                                                               YUP.
                                                  Thanks a lot Mother Nature.
                                                                Whore.
                                                                   -Ed

Evangelist you claim God speaks through you,
Your restless mouth full of lies gains popularity.
You care not for the old that suffer,
When empty pockets cry from hunger.

Penniless from their generosity,
Sharing their money to quench your greed.
Searching for the answer to their prayers
They cry their last wish of need.
Save me.

His spirit lives and breathes in me.
The almighty transformed to your screen.
The meanings lost in its translation,
No holy words, describe his deception.

You say you'll help us find the lord,
Tell me preacher how do you know
A simple quest for a visible savior,
To lead us through our final prayer.
Save me.

Send your donations,
Contribute to the cause.
Luxuries,
Your righteous reward?

Praise the lord, praise god,
Is what you wish to sell.
There is no heaven without a hell.

In your mind's eye could you truly believe,
That by giving you can save your soul,
Could you be so naive!
You heal the sick,[you] raise the dead,
You blind the congregation
With the things you say.

Religious blackmail a deceit of trust,
That death will come and all will be lost.

Can you hear the serpents call,
Look deep in those deceiving eyes.
Ignore the writing on the wall,
You should read between the lies.

When doubt subsides his honesty,
An inquiry, is it blasphemy?
Impure the soul, that's made to suffer,
No sermons left to hide or cover,
An empty promise, lie unfulfilled,
To steal a dream or get it killed.
They claim your trip to heavens nearby,
You may believe it but satan wouldn't lie.





FUCK YOU. K? THNX......DIE

Summer was raw as fuck for the most part...I also noticed that hardly any girl/feelings were involved this year that played a role in anyone's good time being ruined.....Fucking narcs. kudos.
Lots of parties this summer...I just wish I would have been working then it woulda been complete

Halo guitars Emailed me yesterday about auxiliary....seems they're interested in sponsoring us.
I emailed them back....we'll see what happens...im sorta worried about getting fucked.
Check them out at least.... http://www.haloguitars.com

Kind of a bummer..but Im going to see my psychiatrist soon....I cant handle this constant knot in my stomach. I'm starting to get severe anxiety attacks again, and I can't sleep...ever....I get maybe 2 hours a night sometimes...Allthough I have a shitload of time to write now...and read sometimes....I hate stress and i don't know where it's coming from. Maybe all the yelling and shit between my mom and sister? Who knows....it's probably a lot of stuff. that doesn't matter though, because Im happy for the most part...

I've become even closer to my friends...which happens every summer.
100 times better with a certain friend
Im down with simon now...which rocks...I love that kid

My friends are cool.

I now leave you..yes YOU with the following;

Hypocrite

n : a person who professes beliefs and opinions that he does not hold [syn: dissembler, phony, phoney, pretender]

....that is all. GOODNIGHT!

...and I am going home...........